Some Advice For You

Dear Mati

I'm a professional Skier but its Summer now. I still want to go somewhere cold and ski there but my wife wants to go to the BEACH. Could you please tell her that she's wrong and i'm right?

Thanks,

Mr. Skier

Dear Mr. Skier,

GO TO THE BEACH AND GET A LIFE! Can people come to my advice column with some ACTUAL problems? Jeez is that so much to ask?

Your Welcome,

Mati